. . . “Besides, what are you worried about?” asked Rat. “It’s not like you have anything to fear from rice or Ninja Tathagata.”
“This is true,” allowed Ox. “My anti-enlightenment stare defeats all Buddhas!”
“It’s a NINJA BUDDHA,” said Monkey, in frustration. . . .
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