There's also this Zork-kankei YouTube video I sorta feel like linking, even though I like the concept better than the execution. It does have its bits, but the chorus rhymes "grue" with "cruel" and the other lyrics are mixed. It does have a greenscreen Apple ][, though, which buys it a lot.
*: Also on the expensive side, but has actively delicious food and awesome bread. A little slow, but nice once in a while.